Its Friday !! - listen to this ... 'Welcome to India'

Ok... this has been out on the internet for sometime now. But i thought, i am sure there are still some people who may not have had a chance to listen to this before. So here are the lyrics to the song.
The songs itself is available here mp3-version

Welcome to India
by mC ViKrAm aNd LuDaKriShNa

Yaar, MC Vikram and Luda Krishna representing y'all
That's right ... increase the volume please ... thank you.

Welcome to India, mango juices and lassis, home of the crazy desis
and little kids that are milking the bessies
Toothbrush in my pocket, what is that?
We use our fingers here to keep our teeth so clear, who said that?

Luda Krishna here, Vikram pulling the Tata gears,
and I'm sitting in the Maruti Supreme,
with the cooling glass on, no one bothers me.
biggest star since the ever famous Mamooty.

Come with me to a place where we sip Frooties
and we eat the sweets, while monkeys roam the streets.
Old uncle sits - big bellies and very smelly (burp!)

Thank you Vikram, would you please pass the jelly,
I mean the pickle, hand it down this way.
Namaste, We greet the people as they enter the train
Sixty five people hanging out the door,
sweat coming out the pores
please don't raise your hand, you are not sure.

I walked into the local corner store,
bought myself a very nice looking carroms board.
My fingers get sore when I shoot and I score,
and the ladkis all scream coz they all want some more,
of the Luda Krishna and the Vikram MC,
Sweetest things to hit the States since Mango Chutney.
We keep the kundis shaking, you better trust me.
The name is Luda Krishna, but my friends call me thumbi, what!? (burp!)

Ohhh, Vikram, is that you my friend?!
That is me my friend!
Oh, please enter this rap game!
Ok man! C'mon ... tell me where you are going my friend.

Welcome to India where the cows eat hay,
and we drive auto-rickshaws everyday,
Goat-meat, yummy sweets while monkeys roaming,
The roosters don't crow till five in the morning! (2x)

Now the kundis don't jiggle till I am rapping,
So please don't pass the gas when you are laughing.

Up the music charts like mango trees I climb,
With a smooth voice like mine, is it a crime
Representing FOBINESS since 97?
Rap maharaja, I don't work at 7-Eleven.
Throw your hands in the air if you've got facial hair,
Not just for the guys, c'mon ladies be fair!

I'm the MFP, Most Fobiest Player,
Wearing hot lungis, do you think I really care?

Monday night - computer club,
Tuesday night - at Akbaar Grocery saying "Sweet thing, what is up?"
Wednesday - I'm out making Rupees
Thurday - On the lookout for Bharatnatyam queen
Friday - Everybody must know where I'm at,
coz I'm chilling on the field with my big cricket bat.
Saturday - my farts are breezy ... believe me,
so strong they will get you mad dizzy,
Sunday - Yaar, I cannot start weeping
because on Monday I will start the creeping .. Hallo!

Ohhhh ... I love that my friend!
Yaa dawg, that was funda-stic. Hey thank you, you're faobulous!
Oh, thank you my friend! Oh ...

Welcome to India where the cows eat hay,
and we drive auto-rickshaws everyday,
Goat-meat, yummy sweets while monkeys roaming,
The roosters don't crow till five in the morning! (2x)

Oh, oh, Go Luda, go Luda.
Ah, its my b'day!
That is your b'day man!
Yaaaaah. You go boy!
Oh oh oh ... it's great!
Ah, Indian Anthem my friend. Good night!
Alright, goodbye ... kiss my buttocks!!

Interview with MC Vikram (English)